beaver one, beaver all, let's all do the beaver call

back when i was in college (many many many moons ago) a few of my friends taught me this song they learned at kamp kanakuk (sp?) out in branson, missouri. they would all go there every summer as kamp kounselers (misspelled on purpose). and apparently one of the kamp songs was this "beaver song". it is the most unattractive thing to perform on the planet and yet, strangely enough, i think that's all the more reason why i love it so much.

shortly after graduating college, i was working with some teenagers (most, if not all, were girls) on vbs stuff. for some unknown reason i felt inspired to teach them the "beaver song". the killer was, they loved it so much they ended up performing it in front of all the little vbs kids. there was no shame to be had by anyone!

i'm telling you, this song is infectious! while, i'll share the words with you below, unfortunately you can never truly appreciate the beauty of the "beaver song" unless you see a live performance. so, next time you see me, tell me you want to see the "beaver song". i'll be more than happy to oblige! i promise!

oh! and since i haven't the foggiest notion as to who wrote this masterpiece, if you have any information as to its authour, please share! i would love to give credit where credit is most definitely due!

the beaver song
beaver one, beaver all
let's all do the beaver call
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph

beaver two, beaver three
let's all climb the beaver tree
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph

beaver four, beaver five
let's all do the beaver jive
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph

beaver six, beaver seven
let's all go to beaver heaven
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph

beaver eight, beaver nine
stop! it's beaver time
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph
fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph fhnph